Fancy a giggle....

Here are a few JOKES from Pauline.

An elephant comes into a bar. What does it take?

Space

The school week

Always give 100% at school.......

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a flea.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the flea's legs, then they told the flea to jump. The flea jumped, so they learned that a flea could jump with just five legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the flea, then they told the flea once more to jump. The flea was still able to jump with only four legs.

Then they began again, until the flea did not have legs anymore.

As a result of these experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the flea became deaf after having all legs cut off.

"- I want my money back on the car you sold me.
-Why?
- Everything on that car makes noise except the horn."

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."